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Thursday, November 26, 2020

Wrestling Review: Central States All-Star Wrestling February 18th, 1984




Central States All-Star Wrestling Feburary 18th, 1984 

The February 18th episode of All-Star Wrestling opens with its customary graphic and introduction from announcers Ric Stewart and Kevin Wall. My reviews of this year in Central States history has hitherto neglected discussing Stewart’s position in the pantheon of wrestling announcers. He worked for an assortment of promotions during his brief career and he even called the Atlanta portion of Jim Crockett’s Starrcade 1986 event. His measured delivery resists hyperbole and communicates urgency without going overboard. He lacks Solie’s signature anatomical references but nonetheless rates as one of his best pupils in the way he approaches the matches as genuine athletic contests.

The rundown for the episode promises this is a loaded show by Central States standards. Stewart and Wall preview appearances from Wahoo McDaniel, Junkyard Dog, and “Pro Wrestling Illustrated Tag Team of the Year” The Road Warriors. It is always a little interesting to note what promotions would often reference the Apter mags and the ones who did not. Central States and World Class, for instance, made unabashed use of ties to magazines such as PWI whereas such mentions on Crockett television were rare.

Our first match is between Tiger Mask (Memphis/Alabama stalwart Ken Wayne under a hood) against longtime Central States heel “Nature Boy” Roger Kirby. The match is solid though thoroughly predictable. It opens with Tiger Mask dominating the action and baffling Kirby with his speed. Kirby takes control with a sleeper hold after some mat wrestling and the match moves into the heel leading the action. The finish is poor as referee Sonny Myers disqualifies Kirby when Tiger Mask catches his head in the ring ropes following a backdrop and refuses to allow Mask a chance to get out. Myers pushes Kirby away from his attempts to reveal Mask’s identity.

The Road Warriors appearance ends up being a clip from Georgia Championship Wrestling pitting the nascent Legion of Doom squaring off with Wahoo McDaniel and “Mad Dog” Buzz Sawyer. There is no commentary accompanying this footage and audience enthusiasm for the match is off the charts. It is a hard-hitting, natch, yet uninspiring match notable for, if nothing else, the green heel Warriors selling much more than you might expect, Hawk in particular. McDaniel and Sawyer may seem like an incongruous pairing but work well together. The bout breaks down into an all-out brawl and the referee calls for the bell after Wahoo strikes him. Animal and Hawk win by disqualification and the latter flips off his opponents while walking away from the ring.

We get the introduction to a promo package on the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, not the classic Morton/Gibson pairing, but a short-lived iteration featuring the talents of Morton and wily veteran Ken Lucas. The tape cuts here though and, instead, we’re seeing and hearing introductions for a match between Scott Ferris and “Bulldog” Bob Brown. Another Midwestern mainstay who hung on FAR past his prime, the territory’s dearth of talent during this period and beyond and his close relationship with owner Bob Geigel handed Brown a top spot.

Brown works as face here. Ferris does some perfunctory posing despite an average body for the era, but his heel talents are limited. Limited is a good word for Ferris’ overall skillset. Brown and Ferris confine their efforts to mat work with intermittent exchanges. It is clear this is Brown’s match and a Greco-Roman thumb to the eye turns the tide and Brown caps off a brief offensive flurry with a leg drop for the pin.

An interview with The Grapplers and “Crazy” Luke Graham follows a brief spot advertising the upcoming Kiel card. They didn’t have a lot of competition during their Central States run, but Len Denton and Tony Anthony nonetheless made a mark on the territory with strong interviews and matches alike. Denton unleashes his ire on the makeshift tandem of “Avalanche” Buzz Tyler and Ron Ritchie. Graham wraps up the interview spot with promo for his upcoming match with Dusty Wolfe.

Stewart does a promo with Harley Race next. He’s pushing his upcoming Indian strap match with Wahoo McDaniel. Race is in good form here, his body language is good, and he does his usual top notch job of depicting the scheduled bout as a life and death struggle rather than just another match. We return to Stewart and Wall seated ringside. They introduce the episode’s Junkyard Dog appearance, another clip from a different territory. Jim Ross introduces Dog’s foe first, a young and impressive looking Haku wrestling under the name Tonga.

The differences between Mid-South and Central States television production are, of course, stark. The Mid-South ring is well, unlike its Central States counterpart shrouded in semi-darkness. The colors are brighter and the camera work captures the action much better. The match offers viewers a glimpse of Dog near his peak of popularity in the territory and the small television crowd is vocal throughout the bout. Tonga lands his customary offense, he established that early in his career, and it is heartening to see an established star of his magnitude give so much to a near rookie. Dog takes the upper hand and lands his powerslam finisher for the pin.

Buck Robley’s tenure booking Central States demanded he involve himself in angles and our next match has the good Colonel squaring off against Grappler #1 Len Denton. Robley doesn’t look like much, he never did, but there’s no question he can legitimately go in the ring. He sells Denton’s offense well and his own offense is basic but convincing. It is back and forth affair with Robley making a number of vain attempts to remove Denton’s “loaded boot”. The key turning point in the match arrives when Robley locks in a sleeper on Denton. He breaks the sleeper by launching Robley into the ropes then scales the turnbuckle. Robley moves when Denton takes off, but the latter lands on his feet and misses a handful of attempts to stomp the Colonel as he rolls away. Grappler #2 is arguing with the referee when Ron Ritchie hits the ring and the match ends as a double disqualification when the two teams brawl. They continue fighting post-match until Robley goes berserk and tosses steel folding chairs into the ring. The Grapplers flee.

“Bulldog” Bob Brown delivers one of the most self-aggrandizing babyface promos of the era bragging about his popularity in St. Louis and his irrepressible desire to win. Our television main event is Central States champion Tully Blanchard wrestling “Avalanche” Buzz Tyler in a non-title Texas Death match. The non-title stipulation clues you into the finish. Tyler scores an early pin and we have our first thirty second rest period. It’s impressive to see the crowd so hot for this match and Tyler in particular. Another quick pin fall for Tyler. Ric Stewart works in a reference to “Iron” Mike DiBiase and Dory Funk Sr. just before the tape cuts out.

The promotion isn’t flourishing as we near the end of the year’s second month but there is a pulse, however faint. There are running no major angles, Robley didn’t have the roster for that, and his finish for The Grapplers match is simple but effective for its purposes. This episode positions Robley/Ritchie’s feud with The Grapplers as the territory’s main program of the moment and it’s all he could do; there’s nothing else on this episode remotely capable of drawing money. There are no episodes for 2/25 and 3/3 available at the moment, so our next review will be for the March 10th episode.


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